How do you count up to 10?
Some use rocks or dirty socks or look up at Big Ben.
I guess if you were desperate you could use a ball point pen...
but I have to say
I know a better way.
You've got one, two, three, four, five fingers on your hand
you've got five more on the other so now you can begin
add in your feet, they really can't compete
use your fingers to count up to ten.
one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven
eight, nine, ten.
Now you can count up to ten.
You don't need things like diamond rings
or older kids named Glenn.
Two hands are plenty.
Add your toes and...